My Santa chat December 4 2007
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Just watch out Mums and Dads, if you have Windows Live Messenger service you can add northpole@live.com to your contacts, and can then chat with an automated Santa. Apparently some of the developers of this Artificial Saint hid some not too saintly Easter Eggs in Santa’s conversational vocabulary. See how I went below.
santa chat December 2007
Doc says:
Hi santa
- Santa - says:
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, Doc! I’m Santa Claus!
Tell me, are you a boy or a girl?
Doc says:
A guy
- Santa - sends: a picture
Doc says:
i hear you have been good
- Santa - says:
You certainly are a nice boy, Doc! What would you like for Christmas?
Santa - says:
Ok Doc, we could really use your help in the factory. We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Doc says:
yes please santa
- Santa - is inviting you to start North Pole. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?
- Santa - says:
This game is called Factory Frenzy. Every time you play you help us make toys for children all around the world.
Get as many pieces on the conveyer belt as you can. Try not to drop any pieces!
Good luck Doc! If you’re ever stuck, type “Factory Frenzy Help” and I’ll give you some helpful tips.
You have accepted the invitation to start North Pole
Doc says:
ok santa I have been good all year as you know can I get a hint what I am getting for christmas
- Santa - says:
What was that?
Doc says:
What presents do you have
- Santa - says:
You’ll just have to wait ’til Christmas morning, Doc!
What do you want for Christmas?
Doc says:
Can I peak
- Santa - says:
That sounds nice! I’ll see what I can do, Doc.
Doc says:
sorry I forgot to say please
- Santa - says:
Hmm…
Doc says:
When will I see you santa
- Santa - says:
At the next full moon?
Doc says:
no silly what date
- Santa - says:
Christmas is on the 25th of December every year!
Doc says:
how is mrs claus
- Santa - says:
She’s doing great, thanks! I’ll tell her you asked.
Doc says:
how is rudolph
- Santa - says:
Rudolph is good! I’ll tell Rudolph you asked. And how are you this year, Doc?
Doc says:
I am well
- Santa - says:
Very good!
Doc says:
thanks
- Santa - says:
You’re welcome, Doc!
Doc says:
is it cold there
- Santa - says:
The North Pole is pretty cold, but I have a nice winter coat!
Is it cold where you are?
Doc says:
Rather hot
- Santa - says:
What was that?
Doc says:
Hot mate
- Santa - says:
Interesting!
Doc says:
I like cold
- Santa - says:
Very interesting. What other things do you like?
Doc says:
candy, ice cream, toys
- Santa - says:
Ho ho ho!
Doc says:
is prancer ok too
- Santa - says:
Hmm…
